1. markruffalo:

    femmercutio:

    girls don’t like boys, girls like halloween and mark ruffalo’s tumblr account

    I like Halloween and Tumblr, too.

    (via itsstuckyinmyhead)

  2. alwaysthecrazyone:

    shingeki-no-flute-fluff:

    lithefider:

    glorious-godofchaos:

    reyairia:

    pirateking92:

    “That’s your otp”?

    “They’re just friends”

    image

    “That’s your otp”?

    “But they hate each other.”

    image

    “That’s your otp?” 

    “But they’re not gay.”

    image

    "That’s your otp?"

    "But they are like 2 feet apart in height."

    image

    "That’s your otp?"

    "But one of them is dead."

    image

    Reblogging again because this got even better!

    (via ninjaturtleappoclyps)

    niggaimdeadass:

    tiredestprincess:

    unexplained-events:

    Duende

    A mom (Argentina) captures a strange creature while filming her son. She believes it to be a Duende, which is a fairy or goblin-like creature from Latin American or Filipino folklore.

    Video

    SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS

    really running too!!! out here!!!!!!!!!!

    (via lightsonopensky)

  3. rhea-the-moose:

    familiaralien:

    remember-pants-terezi:

    AnalThrasher69 is a good person

    This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

    always reblog the consenting anal thrasher

    (Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via lightsonopensky)

  4. laurbaurbaby:

    welcome-to-my-life13:

    trustingtranscendant:

    image

    Reblogging again in the span of 2 minutes

    oh hellll yes.

    (via likeaturtledo)

  5. antisociallysplendid:

    lalagirgurl:

    bluedragonkaiser:

    dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

    Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown

    What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?

    I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE 

    I FUCKING SANG IT

    (via julimarshmallow)

    itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Tumblr Loves Halloween 

    (via calm-your-cloaca)

  6. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    subliminalmusings:

    mathsturbation:

    graduated cylinder

    THAT’S IT. I AM DONE. DON’T EVEN TRY TO ATTEMPT OTHER SCIENCE PUNS YOU LITERALLY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TOP THIS ONE.

    On the second day of school in my forensic class, on the broad was the root word Fune meaning death and for an example funeral. So naturally when my teacher asked if there was any questions, i raised my hand and said “It’s not a question but i put the fun in funeral” My teacher laughed and then responded and said ” I bet you were dying to say that”  They other students are either laughing or groaning but the kid in front of me says “This hurts my humerus ”  That’s when i realized that this was going to be the best class ever. 

    (via julimarshmallow)

  7. White feminists:

    quietbang:

    split-the-coast:

    When you discuss the wage gap, here are a few things to keep in mind:

    • Only white women make $0.77 to a man’s dollar.
    • Black women make about $0.68 to a man’s dollar.
    • Latina women make about $0.58 to a man’s dollar.

    Intersectionality matters.

    I will keep reblogging this to point out that disabled people, including men, make 22 cents on the dollar. Mostly because it is legal to pay us below minimum wage, but whatevs.

    (via penguintim)

    matureresponsibleadult:

    librariang:

    I just had to do this one again and make it easier to read. God I love this scene.

    If you haven’t seen my cousin vinny, it’s time

    (via librariandragon)

  8. b1a4gasms:

    la-lobalita:

    kentstatecult:

    Most of my Saturday was spent looking up stuff about Bina48.

    BINA48 is a project of Terasem Movement, Inc™ and is designed to test whether a person’s consciousness can be downloaded into a non-biological or nanotechnological body after combining detailed data about a person through the use of future consciousness software

    A lesbian of color black lesbian (who is married to a trans woman) becomes the model for an ultra advanced AI system.
    This is huge.

    Other links: [x] [x] [x]

    So lemme get this… the developer/CEO of the development company is a jewish trans lesbian woman and the highest paid female ceo in america, and this project is based on her wife, a black lesbian woman, and both are mothers with children from previous relationships who they have now each legally adopted???

    this exists in the actual world and people still think sci fi can only be about straight cis vaguely-christian white men…….

    (via lightsonopensky)

  9. apersnicketylemon:

    chickenslayer99:

    This is killing a human life.

    At 23 weeks chances are good that this fetus is being removed because it is:

    a) Already dead
    b) Suffering abnormalities such as it developed no brain, or had a serious genetic condition that would kill it quickly.
    c) Was actively dying (not dead yet but would be within a few days, 100% guarunteed, 0 chance of saving it)
    d) Was actively killing the pregnant person.

    Late term abortions, as shown here, make up only 1.5% of all abortions. The above four reasons are the only reasons such procedures are performed. Almost every abortion performed after 20 weeks is done on a wanted pregnancy. So you know what that means? You’re calling people who miscarried murderers. You just implied people who had a miscarriage or would have died murderers. How dare you call yourself pro life for that.

    Now for the fun fact: They used to use a different procedure for these abortions in which they removed the fetus intact and allowed these people to grieve for the intact fetus, have pictures, etc. Pro lifers decided people losing a wanted pregnancy should not be allowed to grieve an intact fetus and we were left with this.

    Congrats. Your movement is the reason they use this one now when people lose a wanted pregnancy late into the pregnancy. Your movement is intentionally making it harder for people to recover from the lose of a much wanted pregnancy. It’s your movement who left grieving people with this instead of allowing them something easier to deal with, something that would let them hold their deceased fetus.

    Congrats. If you think you were ‘saving’ something think again. You’re hurting born people. You’re hurting people who lose a wanted pregnancy by shaming this abortion procedure. And you’re movement is the reason this is procedure doctors are forced to use now. You’re probably an awful and mean person to tell people losing a wanted pregnancy that they’re killers.

    (via lightsonopensky)

    castiel-knight-of-hell:

    me trying to acheive my life goals

    (via cassbutt)

    permguerrero:

    memes are people too 

    (Source: deezyville, via celestialsam)

    kitfoxhawaii:

    Honestly, some of the best advice I ever received as a kid.

    (via stormynight108)